be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
everything beagle SCORE 1
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
i like bananas SCORE 9
we dare you SCORE 10
a very small dog SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
accidental beauty SCORE 31
slap them SCORE 12
supersize it SCORE -4
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
mooooo SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
is this satire? SCORE 14
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
yes they are SCORE 8
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
