Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Drink up. SCORE 461
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
White people problems. SCORE 237
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Like a… SCORE 601
Do it. SCORE 961
Working beard door. SCORE 411
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247