If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
I like you. SCORE 215
WUT? SCORE 268
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Every day. SCORE 212
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Every time. SCORE 135
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Conundrum. SCORE 210
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Glam rock. SCORE 157
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
