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Always+Vampire+Sneeze
%2ACuts+tension+with+butter+knife%2A
*Cuts tension with butter knife* SCORE 85
Service+dogs-to-be+visiting+my+husband%26%238217%3Bs+station+so+they+aren%26%238217%3Bt+scared+of+firefighters+in+gear
Service dogs-to-be visiting my husband’s station so they aren’t scared of firefighters in gear SCORE 101
Company+made+5+billion+last+year+and+all+I+got+was+a+candy+bar.
Company made 5 billion last year and all I got was a candy bar. SCORE 50
Trying+to+pick+up+a+rock+when+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+hands
Trying to pick up a rock when you don’t have hands SCORE 65
Adulthood
Adulthood SCORE 55
THEY+PUT+OUR+SCHOOL%26%238217%3BS+THERAPY+DOG+IN+THE+YEARBOOK
THEY PUT OUR SCHOOL’S THERAPY DOG IN THE YEARBOOK SCORE 63
Students+helping+a+principal+be+cool
Students helping a principal be cool SCORE 104
Alfred+Hitchcock+impersonating+Ringo+Starr%2C+1964.
Alfred Hitchcock impersonating Ringo Starr, 1964. SCORE 51
The+joys+of+meeting+new+people+%5BOC%5D
The joys of meeting new people [OC] SCORE 46
I%26%238217%3Bm+both+kinds+of+tired%26%238230%3B
I’m both kinds of tired… SCORE 105
Climb+aboard%2C+explorers%21
Climb aboard, explorers! SCORE 90
Aaaannnd+their+gone.
Aaaannnd their gone. SCORE 96
I+guess%26%238230%3B
I guess… SCORE 97
I+Like+Your+T-shirt%2C+It%26%238217%3Bs+Fantastic
I Like Your T-shirt, It’s Fantastic SCORE 141
Ever+wonder+how+trains+run+year+round+in+the+Great+White+North%3F
Ever wonder how trains run year round in the Great White North? SCORE 80
The+Majestic+Bookstore%2C+Osaka%2C+Japan
The Majestic Bookstore, Osaka, Japan SCORE 67
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+Norwegians+want+visitors%26%238230%3B
I don’t think Norwegians want visitors… SCORE 73
Thought+you+guys+should+be+reminded+too
Thought you guys should be reminded too SCORE 61
And+remember%2C+people+are+there+to+eat+with+their+friends%2Ffamily%2C+not+to+care+about+your+income
And remember, people are there to eat with their friends/family, not to care about your income SCORE 49
Assert+your+dominance+always.+%26%238211%3B+Dory%2C+probably
Assert your dominance always. – Dory, probably SCORE 39
Thanks+bud.
Thanks bud. SCORE 86
Lest+we+forget
Lest we forget SCORE 100
fetch+delivered.
fetch delivered. SCORE 121
Clearly+this+guy+likes+to+live+on+the+edge.
Clearly this guy likes to live on the edge. SCORE 30
Off+the+record%26%238230%3B+go+get+%26%238217%3Bem
Off the record… go get ’em SCORE 100
My+cat
My cat SCORE 56
Nice+try+Mr.+Ed.
Nice try Mr. Ed. SCORE 61
Started+my+transfer+paperwork+already.
Started my transfer paperwork already. SCORE 62
know+your+hogwarts+house
know your hogwarts house SCORE 54
Sly+boys.
Sly boys. SCORE 100
Dammit+not+again
Dammit not again SCORE 89
We+dodged+a+bullet.
We dodged a bullet. SCORE 119
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