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give+%26%238217%3Bem+a+chick-piece+of+my+mind
this+is+how+we+unlock+inter-dimensional+travel
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
oh+nO
oh nO SCORE 51
no+one+can+roast+you+better+than+your+mom
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
a+proposition%3A+we+could%2C+if+we+dared%2C+try+to+use+both+%E2%80%93+but+only+if+it+works%3B+which+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+happen
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
the+worst+is+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+driving+and+the+sound+is+tires+screeching+or+sirens
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
when+the+only+thing+that+changed+in+your+life+was+where+you+worked
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
10000%25+agree
10000% agree SCORE 18
ah+yes%2C+bread-spiced+cheese
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
one+happy+smiley+man
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
monica+out+here+with+telepathic+waves+of+doom
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 24
that%26%238217%3Bs+a+cute+thought+%3C3
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
the+good+life
the good life SCORE 39
it+started+on+a+monday+night%26%238230%3B
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
i+wonder+what+makes+them+more+money+to+air
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 15
one+might+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+my+main+talent
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
i+said+what+i+said
i said what i said SCORE 30
it%26%238217%3Bs+me%2C+i%26%238217%3Bm+the+mf
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
i+need+some+bethamphetamine
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
need+eat+the+c%C3%B6ld
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
from+0-existential+dread+real+quick
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
but+do+all+10+dentists+recommend+it%26%238230%3B%3F
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
that+cat+is+living+its+best+life
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
from+fluff+to+scruff
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
it+means+you%26%238217%3Bre+fruity%2C+delicious%2C+and+a+force+of+nature
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
i+meannnnn
i meannnnn SCORE -1
women+have+such+unrealistically+high+expectations+smh
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
does+cornbread+look+like+a+liar+to+you%3F
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 29
there+has+to+be+balance
there has to be balance SCORE 36
a+kat+burglar
a kat burglar SCORE 17
%26%238220%3Bthe+enemy+of+my+enemy+is+my+friend%26%238221%3B
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
happens+to+me+all+the+time+smh
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
barts+beware
barts beware SCORE 11
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people+need+to+understand+this
people need to understand this SCORE 240
This+happens+every+six+months
This happens every six months SCORE 17
Intelligent+people+will+understand.
Intelligent people will understand. SCORE 114
When+I+make+fun+of+people+for+kissing.
When I make fun of people for kissing. SCORE 110
Hipster+Jon+Snow
Hipster Jon Snow SCORE 9
Jimmy+John%26%238217%3Bs+hits+the+nail+right+on+the+head
Jimmy John’s hits the nail right on the head SCORE 17
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