this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
oh nO SCORE 51
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
10000% agree SCORE 18
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 24
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
the good life SCORE 39
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 15
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
i said what i said SCORE 30
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
i meannnnn SCORE -1
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 29
there has to be balance SCORE 36
a kat burglar SCORE 17
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
barts beware SCORE 11