Every time. SCORE 135
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
Every day. SCORE 212
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
I like you. SCORE 215
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
WUT? SCORE 268
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248