Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 22
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
I… never thought of that. SCORE 27
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14