Moms… SCORE 143
A dirty trick. SCORE 13
Parcelona. SCORE 218
Birds with arms. SCORE 12
#eatenalive SCORE 110
Dear Santa. SCORE 129
Whenever I eat at a friend’s house… SCORE 144
Priorities. SCORE 10
Don’t let it end! SCORE 17
Must Be Hard To Take Off His Shoes SCORE 11
Humans are so cruel. SCORE 96
Short people problems SCORE 189
Deal with it. SCORE 97
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog SCORE 144
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. SCORE 147
Success. SCORE -6
Dark white. SCORE 312
Sweatshirt season. SCORE 166
Emergency contact. SCORE 94
Obviously, they don’t know me that well… SCORE 167
This was on a lotion they provide at my hotel. SCORE 170
Disney princess inspired tiaras and crowns. SCORE 19
Put your finger here. SCORE 166
Just in case SCORE 14
Fat people are harder to kidnap. SCORE 94
Disney princess fandom wedding rings. SCORE 138
A dog’s life SCORE 186
the mother of all fandoms XD SCORE 100
Beers as pantones. SCORE 9
Cats… SCORE 12
English is weird. SCORE 235
Darn Dragons! SCORE 15
