After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 20
Alright then. SCORE 144
Every night. SCORE 18
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Albino crow SCORE 13
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 18
You’d really like him. SCORE 149
What was this show? SCORE 229
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 155
Silly Superman SCORE 174
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Harsh! SCORE -5
<3 SCORE 179
Swoon. SCORE -3
Swing Fail SCORE 14
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano 28 years apart SCORE 18
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
My (Indian) buddy’s wedding… New mother in law in background. SCORE 10
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 22
Microwaves SCORE 17
