you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i am this dog SCORE 20
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
bad ass SCORE 38
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
important psa SCORE 44
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
oh wow SCORE 48
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
he made his choice SCORE 42
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
5 days a week SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
