Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Things To do. SCORE 15
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
…Yummy… SCORE 5
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
I want to do this. SCORE 295
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
This happens way too often SCORE 11
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
The more you know. SCORE 429
Because Cute SCORE 16
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
The new Batman SCORE 11
My life is a lie. SCORE 265
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
