Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
You are the father! SCORE 252
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
Do want. SCORE 177
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Obvious. SCORE 349
Words. SCORE 178
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 264
Distractions. SCORE 192
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
What? SCORE 238
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Please be troll. SCORE 205
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
