Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Call 911 SCORE 17
Problem solved SCORE 34
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 72
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Needs more white SCORE 23
Awkward SCORE 69
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Nailed it SCORE 11
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 38
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Now starting descent SCORE 34
Do I choose hope or despair? SCORE 35
For me? SCORE 45
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
