Female SCORE 31
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it. SCORE 131
Firehose vs. Flamethrower SCORE 116
Certificate Of Dog Obedience Training SCORE 94
I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic. SCORE 143
Stephen Hawking vs John Oliver SCORE 109
Scumbag Turbo Tax SCORE 57
$38 and alot of college lives SCORE 116
Roses are red, blasphemy is unholy SCORE 82
HEY YOU GUUUYYYYSSS SCORE 68
Elected as Leader, but unhappy. SCORE 114
Sawfly larvae eating a leaf SCORE 91
…and invited all friends SCORE 83
Floor mural SCORE 125
The Winter Olympics has no chill SCORE 123
Only Michael Scott SCORE 105
Blackberry deconstructed. SCORE 88
Happy bears SCORE 82
Look at me. I’m your mother now. SCORE 107
Today kids will never understand how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music SCORE 89
Sweet Parrot. SCORE 272
A real Bigfoot SCORE 106
When slides attack. SCORE 139
Public Relations SCORE 152
Never forget SCORE 210
Interesting. SCORE 210
Bathe me. SCORE 96
My favorite "u wot m8" SCORE 67
Wow I had no idea. SCORE 89
I’m hungry Nana SCORE 75
The Swedish King supporting his country when its needed most of all. SCORE 97
In WALL-E, the Great Lakes are larger than they should be, presumably due to the rising sea level. SCORE 92