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In+WALL-E%2C+the+Great+Lakes+are+larger+than+they+should+be%2C+presumably+due+to+the+rising+sea+level.
Meet+the+quota%26%238230%3B
Meet the quota… SCORE 26
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
Find+ya+self.
Find ya self. SCORE 25
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
Just+pre-covid+things%26%238230%3B
Just pre-covid things… SCORE 10
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
The+thing+about+libraries+is%26%238230%3B
The thing about libraries is… SCORE 37
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
for+the+cost+of+one+cup+of+coffee%26%238217%3B+you+too+can+sponsor+an+American
for the cost of one cup of coffee’ you too can sponsor an American SCORE 33
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
%5Bbutt%5Dernut+squash.
[butt]ernut squash. SCORE 24
This+guy%26%238217%3Bs+lost+it%26%238230%3B
This guy’s lost it… SCORE 29
Nerds%2C+by+size+distribution.
Nerds, by size distribution. SCORE 28
Message+received.
Message received. SCORE 22
And+my+vote.
And my vote. SCORE 28
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
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You%26%238217%3Bre+entitled+to+your+wrong+opinion%26%238230%3B
You’re entitled to your wrong opinion… SCORE 145
May+be+one+of+the+more+frustrating+things+in+my+life%26%238230%3B
May be one of the more frustrating things in my life… SCORE 209
Ahhh%2C+summer.
Ahhh, summer. SCORE 109
The+force+is+strong+with+this+cat.
The force is strong with this cat. SCORE 127
please+Quit+smoking..
please Quit smoking.. SCORE 15
Yawns+are+contagious.
Yawns are contagious. SCORE 12
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