This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Hello fren. SCORE 28
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Aawooof! SCORE 35
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
A rare edit. SCORE 24
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
