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I+was+told+there+would+be+tasty+garbage.
Yup%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+I%26%238217%3Bd+elephant+too.
Yup, that’s how I’d elephant too. SCORE 78
Sometimes+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+mind+wrong+number+texts.
Sometimes I don’t mind wrong number texts. SCORE 94
Happens+way+too+often
Happens way too often SCORE 100
Dog+sleeping+in+a+window+display+in+turkey.+Store+workers+let+him+stay+the+whole+time+because+it+was+so+cold+outside.
Dog sleeping in a window display in turkey. Store workers let him stay the whole time because it was so cold outside. SCORE 60
%2Aglares+sleepily%2A
*glares sleepily* SCORE 72
CRONCH+CRONCH+CRONCH
CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH SCORE 81
They+make+people+revert+to+a+primitive+state
They make people revert to a primitive state SCORE 60
This+tiny+cactus+growing+in+a+sidewalk+crack.+Mesa%2C+AZ.
This tiny cactus growing in a sidewalk crack. Mesa, AZ. SCORE 52
Mr.+Steal+Your+Girlfriend
Mr. Steal Your Girlfriend SCORE 48
The+secret+ingredient.
The secret ingredient. SCORE 46
But+Taxis+have+been+around+since+1897+%F0%9F%A4%94
But Taxis have been around since 1897 🤔 SCORE 43
I+had+eggs+for+breakfast%26%238230%3B
I had eggs for breakfast… SCORE 59
No+idea+what+it+is+but+I%26%238217%3Bm+glad+it%26%238217%3Bs+extinct
No idea what it is but I’m glad it’s extinct SCORE 51
Anybody+else+want+Kit+tea%3F
Anybody else want Kit tea? SCORE 63
This+hidden+smile+on+the+Coca-Cola+bottle
This hidden smile on the Coca-Cola bottle SCORE 40
Louis+Armstrong+playing+for+his+wife+in+front+of+the+Sphinx+by+the+pyramids+in+Giza%2C+1961
Louis Armstrong playing for his wife in front of the Sphinx by the pyramids in Giza, 1961 SCORE 76
Ignore+it+until+10%25+yawn.
Ignore it until 10% yawn. SCORE 64
How+cats+began.
How cats began. SCORE 100
Best+kicks+in+the+office%26%238230%3B
Best kicks in the office… SCORE 99
Meet+Eddie%2C+the+Hospital+Therapy+Dog+who+is+always+carrying+around+his+bookbag+of+toys+and+can+always+be+found+in+the+Pediatric+Intensive+Care+Unit
Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit SCORE 92
CRONCH
CRONCH SCORE 85
Moment+of+impact
Moment of impact SCORE 70
Basketball+2
Basketball 2 SCORE 54
I+know+what+I%26%238217%3Bm+doing
I know what I’m doing SCORE 55
W%CC%B5h%CC%B6%CD%96%CC%A5%CC%9Da%CC%A5%CC%96%CD%87%CC%9F%CC%A0t%CD%96%CD%99%CC%9D%CC%99%CC%99%CC%B1+a%CD%A2%CC%BBr%CC%B1%CC%BB%CC%A6%CC%B9%CC%A3e%CC%B9%CC%96%CC%A9%CC%B9%CC%AB%CC%BC%CD%95+t%CC%9B%CC%9E%CD%95%CD%85%CC%A3%CC%B0%CC%A3%CD%99h%CC%9B%CC%BB%CC%9F%CD%95%CC%9D%CC%BA%CD%8De%CD%9D%CC%AB%CC%A6%CC%A4%CC%B0%CD%87y%CD%9C%CC%9C%CC%99%CC%A9%CC%9D%CC%AC+%D2%89%CD%94s%CC%A2a%CC%B4%CC%B0%CC%B1%CC%9D%CC%AB%CC%96%CC%A9%CC%AAy%CC%BC%CC%9F%CD%95%CD%93%CC%B1%CC%B2i%CD%8F%CC%B1%CC%AD%CC%B3%CC%B2%CC%97%CC%AB%CC%96n%CD%9F%CD%9A%CD%93%CC%ACg%CD%93%CC%B1%CC%A5%CC%AE
W̵h̶͖̥̝ḁ̖͇̟̠t͖͙̝̙̙̱ a̻͢ṟ̻̦̹̣e̹̖̩̹̫̼͕ t̛̞͕̣̰̣͙ͅh̛̻̟͕̝̺͍e̫̦̤̰͇͝y̜̙̩̝̬͜ ҉͔s̢a̴̰̱̝̫̖̩̪y̼̟͕͓̱̲i͏̱̭̳̲̗̫̖n͚͓̬͟g͓̱̥̮ SCORE 63
Wooooooowwww.
Wooooooowwww. SCORE 70
Theodore+the+hamster+climbing+up+stairs
Theodore the hamster climbing up stairs SCORE 59
A+Stern+Warning+of+Things+To+Come
A Stern Warning of Things To Come SCORE 76
She+did+it+all+for+the+Dow
She did it all for the Dow SCORE 26
This+guy+in+my+grandma%26%238217%3Bs+building+is+up+to+something.
This guy in my grandma’s building is up to something. SCORE 51
Someone+%26%238220%3Bthrew+away%26%238221%3B+helium+balloons-+they+are+now+floating+in+the+trash+chute+on+the+top+floor+of+my+building.
Someone “threw away” helium balloons- they are now floating in the trash chute on the top floor of my building. SCORE 70
%2Asqueeks+in+Disney%2A
*squeeks in Disney* SCORE 59
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