The best part of the day after Thanksgiving is the sandwiches. SCORE 56
When I hear computer scientists want the Clinton campaign to challenge the election results SCORE 48
Specially difficult SCORE 97
All Dogs Love Butt Scratches, All Cats Love Boxes SCORE 114
awaken, my masters SCORE 101
Me and Kylie Jenner are basically twins… SCORE 95
A box with artificial eyes from World War I SCORE 79
Set them free SCORE 78
Here kitty, kitty, kitty… SCORE 54
Shiba latte SCORE 80
"We got a 10-95 – Dog on the loose without a leash" SCORE 118
My mom put me in charge of the Thanksgiving centerpiece this year. SCORE 116
I need my safe space SCORE 89
I, uhhh. Cool Sarah. SCORE 78
Left my job today, this is the cake they got me….. SCORE 101
Vertical gardens SCORE 103
Hello? Yes hello this is Derp SCORE 62
Back in my day… SCORE 164
Captain mittens! SCORE 70
My cousin said my cat kind of looks like Ron Perlman SCORE 70
Equal Parts SCORE 85
When I’m sleeping and smell any type of food whatsoever. SCORE 86
That time of year again!? SCORE 71
So guys yeah, this happened.. SCORE 146
"Attaaack!" SCORE 68
Home Alone with competent robbers. SCORE 115
My people need me. SCORE 112
School Rules… SCORE 20
Tsunami evacuation pod sold in Japan department store SCORE 80
Pretty Sure Our Cat Thinks The Crib We Put SCORE 107
Dog tech support SCORE 32
Gingerbread Hogwarts castle SCORE 173