Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
They mean it too SCORE 32
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
Are you religious? SCORE 68
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 60
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 55
If lays made beer SCORE 68
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 38
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 68
Too much of a good thing SCORE 88
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 27
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 131
Help us… SCORE 47
me_irl SCORE 50
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 55
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
