Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41
The many faced god? SCORE 36
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
Define Latte… SCORE 40
*risky click* SCORE 32
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23