the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
one is never an option SCORE 10
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
not a high success rate SCORE 25
dreams are fun SCORE 28
puzzling SCORE 18
definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
fancy af SCORE 10
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
til death do us part SCORE 22
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 27
therapy burn SCORE 29
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
boom SCORE 12
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
