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It%26%238217%3Bs+sort+of+my+Halloween+costume.
Burn+the+beetles%2C+please.
Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15
Chick-Fil-A+gets+a+a
Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24
Quatro+crazy.
Quatro crazy. SCORE 25
Good.
Good. SCORE 25
RIP+epidermis%26%238230%3B
RIP epidermis… SCORE 18
Whoopsie%21
Whoopsie! SCORE 21
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+blessing
it’s a blessing SCORE 22
Ban+humans.
Ban humans. SCORE 7
Hello%2C+old+friend.
Hello, old friend. SCORE 19
The+crows+have+eyes.
The crows have eyes. SCORE 32
Why+would+it+lose+value+under+a+mattress%3F
Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26
%2Asplish+splash+intensifies%2A
*splish splash intensifies* SCORE 20
Simply+aghast.
Simply aghast. SCORE 12
%F0%9D%93%88%F0%9D%93%86%F0%9D%93%8A%F0%9D%92%BE%F0%9D%92%B9
π“ˆπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’Ή SCORE 24
Harry+is+excitable+this+morning.
Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18
It%26%238217%3Bs+duck+season+somewhere.
It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17
I%26%238217%3Bd+put+money+on+it%2C+actually.
I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25
Wordsmiths.
Wordsmiths. SCORE 27
That%26%238217%3Bs+great+Bri%21
That’s great Bri! SCORE 16
Nobody+thinks+that.
Nobody thinks that. SCORE 29
Could+you+not%3F
Could you not? SCORE 12
Names+and+dates+please.
Names and dates please. SCORE 8
My+best+friend
My best friend SCORE 23
The+original+danger+noodle.
The original danger noodle. SCORE 17
Neighhhhhhh
Neighhhhhhh SCORE 19
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+bad+deal%2C+man.
That’s a bad deal, man. SCORE 16
Please+make+it+stop.
Please make it stop. SCORE 26
Thank+you+for+being+a+friend.
Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14
RIP+In+Pot+Roast
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
Ahh..+sure+enough.
Ahh.. sure enough. SCORE 17
Cannot+disclose+reality.
Cannot disclose reality. SCORE 13
Jump+on+that+nostalgia+train+to+Georgia.
Jump on that nostalgia train to Georgia. SCORE 29
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