What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Accurate. SCORE 257
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Finally. SCORE 345
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
