
Fatality SCORE 40

Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65

I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37

Always be nice to crows SCORE 30

Real American hero SCORE 41

And I’ll do it again SCORE 38

I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23

Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29

Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42

The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16

Dreams do come true SCORE 65

How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40

Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34

I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52

I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33

Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29

Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66

Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33

Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58

And cheese SCORE 26

Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50

A voice we can trust SCORE 54

The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35

The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36

Mother fluffer SCORE 39

And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34

I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44

I just became more metal SCORE 34

F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35

I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33

80 hours these days SCORE -19

*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9