Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
God Created The Dog And Said… SCORE 117
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
This is adorable SCORE 135
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
More lives than a cat SCORE 171
When I die… SCORE 130
Star Vars SCORE 56
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Ooops? SCORE 118
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
RIP SCORE 63
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Date a man who… SCORE 125