
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31

hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 38

don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28

you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35

they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36

reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37

throw the damn ball SCORE 26

i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30

important psa SCORE 44

pebble and roll SCORE 65

so true SCORE 37

clever girl SCORE 40

too late SCORE 38

protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 49

live your life to impress yourself SCORE 46

never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43

you learn something new everyday SCORE 45

i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 80

cats always come first SCORE 27

I did not choose these seats SCORE 38

my brain does this everytime SCORE 36

this is a really spicy take SCORE 45

must pet the pet SCORE 37

dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45

oh wow SCORE 46

it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50

unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56

it’s called fashun SCORE 22

this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49

dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19

bad ass SCORE 38

there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34