but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 38
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
important psa SCORE 44
pebble and roll SCORE 65
so true SCORE 37
clever girl SCORE 40
too late SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 49
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 46
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 80
cats always come first SCORE 27
I did not choose these seats SCORE 38
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
this is a really spicy take SCORE 45
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 46
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
bad ass SCORE 38
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
