Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
Define Latte… SCORE 40
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
*risky click* SCORE 32
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
The many faced god? SCORE 36
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
