When I grow up I want to be an adstronaut. SCORE 73
The snooze button. SCORE 164
I’m a genius. SCORE 198
English is stupid. SCORE 96
The truth about Halloween. SCORE 228
Ugly people problems. SCORE 76
I’ve made a huge mistake. SCORE 136
You too! SCORE 115
What street signs really mean. SCORE 168
They said I could be Anything SCORE 162
Just lower your expectations. SCORE 93
You should ask webmd.com. SCORE 192
Just some facts. SCORE 344
Canadian Monopoly. SCORE 155
The pug life. SCORE 85
How to escape the friendzone. SCORE -5
The terrible truth behind Adventure Time. SCORE 130
Wait, what were we fighting about? SCORE 173
Where spiders hang out. SCORE 113
The Halloween formula. SCORE 183
scum bag Redbull SCORE 89
Patriotism defined. SCORE 219
How to troll Batman. SCORE 144
Ugly people problems. SCORE 171
If men could get pregnant. SCORE 263
Priorities. SCORE 224
The “Learning” Channel. SCORE 119
The rules of bacon. SCORE 57
Looks aren’t important. SCORE 174
Drawing vs. Drawing when someone’s watching. SCORE 130
The best way to die. SCORE 138
Some math. SCORE 161
