you saw nothing! SCORE 17
we dare you SCORE 10
cramps SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 31
memorable first customer SCORE 17
is this satire? SCORE 14
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
i like bananas SCORE 9
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
slap them SCORE 12
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
cats find a way SCORE 23
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
every segment on the news SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
zero traction SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
