I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Wishes. SCORE 112
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
How politics work. SCORE 123
Seal SCORE 28
Burn! SCORE 216
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Burn! SCORE 249
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Never forget. SCORE 159
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Probably… SCORE 185
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Being sick. SCORE 140
