
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28

Reading problems. SCORE 31

Nailed it, I say. SCORE 25

Fear the clown… SCORE 39

Safety first. SCORE 26

Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24

Risky kisses… SCORE 28

This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19

taxes SCORE 30

Miss Kitty SCORE 32

Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35

Hold my beer… SCORE 23

Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29

The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25

Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41

…and I helped, too. SCORE 24

Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31

I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23

5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24

Sheep go baa SCORE 31

Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25

1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26

Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31

We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33

Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27

Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35

What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30

turning off the basement light SCORE 33

Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31

Thanks mom… SCORE 26

The cosmos guide us SCORE 26

Moms whom prowl SCORE 27