My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
This is my song! SCORE 90
government logic SCORE 11
Pickup lines SCORE 104
quiet fives SCORE -3
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
School notes. SCORE 255
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Thriller. SCORE 137
Doing dips. SCORE 132
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
What torture. SCORE 190
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Agent T SCORE 260
No officer… SCORE 146
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
clap your Hans SCORE 14
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Water is wet SCORE 26
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
