Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks? SCORE 143
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
Midnight snack. SCORE 183
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Instant speakers. SCORE 162
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
You are the father! SCORE 252
Words. SCORE 293
First place! SCORE 95
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Distractions. SCORE 192
Obvious. SCORE 349
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
That’s my jam! SCORE 158
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 264
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
