Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 18
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Accurate. SCORE 146
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
The future. SCORE 22
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Soon. SCORE 8
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
