Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
At first, we were all like… SCORE 326
I love being around you. SCORE 218
I choose you! SCORE 274
I get it now. SCORE 233
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Times have changed. SCORE 300
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
I’m Batman! SCORE 281
Every song. SCORE 101
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
Secure your files. SCORE 105
How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
I’m a towel. SCORE 344
Freeze. SCORE 207
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Ummm… SCORE 214
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Microwave: SCORE 183
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 273
