Don’t text and drive. SCORE 169
My cat is getting pushy. SCORE 111
My car stereo is getting pushy. SCORE 159
Using a time machine after eating bad Mexican. SCORE -76
The minute hand fell off. SCORE 261
smile SCORE -2
Hearts in nature. SCORE 236
What are you a geek about? SCORE 13
Kristen Stewart=Cat SCORE 10
If The Breakfast Club was made today. SCORE 340
Unforgivable. SCORE 232
At the doctor’s office… SCORE 36
Alligators made from tires. SCORE 215
Accurate. SCORE 131
Disney, I Do Not Think That Means What You Think it Means SCORE 180
Like everybody else. SCORE 276
Our secret man parties. SCORE 245
The Many Ways To Die In A Tarantino Film SCORE 2
I could use one of these. SCORE 170
You’ve changed, Disney. SCORE 196
What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 184
Fueled by recycled dinosaurs. SCORE 198
Cosplay isn’t all Fun and Games SCORE -3
Pretty much. SCORE 135
Swimsuit season is coming. SCORE 232
We’re expecting. SCORE 259
How to get comments of facebook SCORE 9
Right? SCORE 150
great leader hungry SCORE -1
The Dark Lord has spoken. SCORE 303
How do you know when it’s over? SCORE 258
Took me a second to figure out this one. SCORE 253