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I+could+use+one+of+these.
i+bready+my+shortsword%26%238230%3B
i bready my shortsword… SCORE 22
enjoy+this+comma-ntary
enjoy this comma-ntary SCORE 21
it+means+you%26%238217%3Bre+fruity%2C+delicious%2C+and+a+force+of+nature
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
this+got+me+too
this got me too SCORE 39
that%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+pok%C3%A9ball%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+holy+hand+grenade%21
that’s not a pokéball, that’s a holy hand grenade! SCORE 16
honestly%2C+i+see+it
honestly, i see it SCORE 22
%26%238220%3Bthe+enemy+of+my+enemy+is+my+friend%26%238221%3B
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
colorado%26%238217%3Bs+propoganda+machine+is+working+hard
colorado’s propoganda machine is working hard SCORE 31
this+is+unsettling+for+no+reason
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
from+fluff+to+scruff
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
the+most+important+preference
the most important preference SCORE 25
monica+out+here+with+telepathic+waves+of+doom
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
one+might+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+my+main+talent
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
women+have+such+unrealistically+high+expectations+smh
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
a+proposition%3A+we+could%2C+if+we+dared%2C+try+to+use+both+%E2%80%93+but+only+if+it+works%3B+which+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+happen
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
there%26%238217%3Bs+never+a+time+where+this+image+%2Fshouldn%26%238217%3Bt%2F+be+posted
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
happens+to+me+all+the+time+smh
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
this+got+me+at+first%2C+too
this got me at first, too SCORE 10
%2Ainstructions+unclear%2A
*instructions unclear* SCORE 24
no+calls%2C+no+problems
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
this+is+how+we+unlock+inter-dimensional+travel
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
need+eat+the+c%C3%B6ld
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
i+said+what+i+said
i said what i said SCORE 30
anyone+else+guilty+of+this+%3A3
anyone else guilty of this :3 SCORE 22
barts+beware
barts beware SCORE 10
the+next+stage+of+capitalism
the next stage of capitalism SCORE 11
but+do+all+10+dentists+recommend+it%26%238230%3B%3F
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
balls+to+the+wall
balls to the wall SCORE 21
ah+yes%2C+bread-spiced+cheese
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
does+cornbread+look+like+a+liar+to+you%3F
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
it+started+on+a+monday+night%26%238230%3B
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
there+has+to+be+balance
there has to be balance SCORE 36
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Did it hurt? SCORE 206
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Lupin knows best. SCORE 250
how+could+he+not+notice%3F
how could he not notice? SCORE 19
Nicolas+cage+vs.+this+dog.
Nicolas cage vs. this dog. SCORE 9
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