Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The Twortle SCORE 142
2pactopus SCORE 113
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Accurate. SCORE 146
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The future. SCORE 23
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The power of barking SCORE 18
