i know the feeling well SCORE 31
he made his choice SCORE 42
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
important psa SCORE 44
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
5 days a week SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
too late SCORE 38
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
there were no survivors SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
i am this dog SCORE 20
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
bad ass SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 48
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
