Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 196
So smooth SCORE 12
Most American things SCORE 5
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
Having children SCORE 2
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Complete defeat SCORE 140
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
First world problems SCORE 12
Important SCORE 12
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Truth About Happiness SCORE 111
Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -55
Yes, please. SCORE 134
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Why we are friends SCORE -5
Finally… SCORE 13
Then and now SCORE 136
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 128
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
I feel IT SCORE 7
