The first day of school. SCORE 228
Things To do. SCORE 16
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Because Cute SCORE 16
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
The new Batman SCORE 11
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Sci-Five! SCORE 141