Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 30
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 42
The more you know. SCORE 37
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 34
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 35
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
We can do it! SCORE 30
We’ll send our best! SCORE 22
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
