
pupils dilate SCORE 45

luminous butt bucket SCORE 21

earth sandwich SCORE 39

my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35

see you tomorrow SCORE 27

what we want vs what we get SCORE 18

the tiger is out SCORE 33

the absurdity of existence SCORE 16

nature’s baseball SCORE 8

dad’s ravioli SCORE 6

what’s for lunch? SCORE 22

buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27

growing toe beans SCORE 33

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23

borchestershire shot SCORE 36

alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12

the dishes… again SCORE 27

true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19

species and age, please SCORE 40

we are the math problem SCORE 35

distraction level expert SCORE 13

battle snake SCORE 26

dog bites everything SCORE 23

rats love tiny cars SCORE 40

the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20

the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31

snipped it in the butt SCORE 28

potato shaped SCORE 10

new australian spider SCORE 24

if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24

saying no to things punch card SCORE 42

don’t send help SCORE 19