![ikea+is+grown+up+lego](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/ikea-is-grown-up-lego-62863-333x150.png)
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
![there%26%238217%3Bs+no+time+to+explain%2C+get+in+the+pea](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/theres-no-time-to-explain-get-in-the-pea-51161-333x150.png)
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
![don%26%238217%3Bt+open+the+blinds+while+i+watch+my+stories](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/dont-open-the-blinds-while-i-watch-my-stories-69963-333x150.jpg)
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
![make+sure+she+knows+your+father+material+by+texting+%26%238220%3Bokay%26%238221%3B+and+using+the+thumbs+up+emoji](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/use-okay-and-thumbs-up-to-show-her-your-father-material-15915-333x150.jpg)
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
![i+just+need+8-12+hours+of+alone+time+in+the+morning](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/i-just-need-8-12-hours-of-alone-time-in-the-morning-48440-333x150.jpg)
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
![every+sneeze+is+dangerous+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+an+adult](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/every-sneeze-is-dangerous-when-youre-an-adult-16686-333x150.png)
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
![kids+reminded+this+grown+man+that+sometimes+it%26%238217%3Bs+healthy+to+just%26%238230%3B+act+like+a+kid](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/when-kids-remind-you-its-okay-to-act-like-a-kid-sometimes-24621-333x150.jpeg)
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
![cute+winking+cat](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/cute-winking-cat-74821-333x150.jpg)
cute winking cat SCORE 19
![turtles+over+tummy+toning](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/turtles-over-tummy-toning-63847-333x150.png)
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
![my+kids+thought+this+was+a+robot](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/my-kids-thought-this-was-a-robot-19276-333x150.jpg)
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
![me+watching+you+edit+my+google+doc](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/person-mimi-newman-miminew_-watching-edit-my-google-doc-14002-333x150.jpg)
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
![dogs+only+care+about+one+thing+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+disgusting](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/dogs-only-care-about-one-thing-and-its-disgusting-26462-333x150.jpg)
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
![marked+safe+from+dishonor](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/marked-safe-from-dishonor-80957-333x150.jpg)
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
![how+you+feel+after+returning+your+shopping+cart+to+the+corral](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/how-you-feel-after-returning-your-shopping-cart-to-the-corral-37583-333x150.jpg)
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
![terrible+storytelling+expert](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/terrible-storytelling-expert-39082-333x150.jpg)
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
![he+always+wanted+to+get+on+a+fire+truck+and+finally+built+up+the+courage+to+ask](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/he-always-wanted-to-get-on-a-fire-truck-and-finally-found-the-courage-to-ask-44805-333x150.jpeg)
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
![we+have+been+trying+to+reach+you+about+your+cars+extended+warranty](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/we-have-been-trying-to-reach-you-regarding-your-cars-extended-warranty-36262-333x150.jpg)
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
![children+practice+reading+books+to+shelter+dogs+so+they+don%26%238217%3Bt+feel+alone](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/children-practice-reading-books-to-shelter-dogs-so-they-dont-feel-alone-86010-333x150.jpeg)
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
![i+am+your+coffee+maker](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/i-am-your-coffee-maker-91081-333x150.jpg)
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
![my+coffee+is+confused+about+how+it+feels+this+morning](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/confused-coffee-25553-333x150.jpg)
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
![and+for+no+reason+your+life+flashes+before+your+eyes](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/when-you-walk-away-from-your-computer-but-forgot-youre-wearing-earphones-86690-333x150.png)
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
![when+you%26%238217%3Bre+walking+down+the+cereal+aisle+and+see+yourself+in+the+security+monitor](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/at-the-grocery-store-and-you-see-yourself-in-the-mirror-93169-333x150.jpg)
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
![wishbone+taught+us+all+classic+literature](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/wishbone-taught-us-all-classic-literature-54357-333x150.jpg)
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
![terry+pratchett+understood+all+humans+deserve+to+be+treated+fairly](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/terry-pratchet-discworld-15523-333x150.jpg)
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
![the+weezered+of+oz](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/the-weezered-of-oz-43512-333x150.png)
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
![happy+dog+before+and+after+asking+to+go+outside+and+play+in+the+snow](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/87180640-44378-333x150.png)
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
![the+one+tool+that+makes+it+impossible+to+open+your+kitchen+drawer+every+time](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/the-one-tool-that-makes-it-impossible-to-open-your-kitchen-drawer-63254-333x150.png)
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
![shoutout+to+that+one+person+that+listens](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/shout-out-to-that-one-person-who-listens-47301-333x150.jpg)
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 46
![a+baseball+bat+by+any+other+name+is+just+a+hit+stick](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/a-baseball-bat-by-any-other-name-is-just-a-hit-stick-12458-333x150.png)
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
![directions+mean+nothing+to+an+amazon+delivery+person](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/fragile-handile-with-care-directions-mean-nothing-to-a-delivery-person-85429-333x150.jpg)
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
![if+this+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+work+i+give+up](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/if-this-doesnt-work-i-give-up-75669-333x150.jpg)
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
![rat+snitch+brian+the+good+time+ruiner+strikes+again](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/06/Screen-Shot-2022-06-30-at-9.24.32-AM-92812-333x150.png)
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31