"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
How is this possible? SCORE 277
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Self checkout. SCORE 244
I love you more than… SCORE 122
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Truth. SCORE 182
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I yawned! SCORE 10
Word! SCORE 19
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
BROFIST SCORE -3
Because Reasons SCORE 224
