I would eat them. SCORE 40
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
It’s all good. SCORE 48
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
treat? SCORE 25
I want to believe. SCORE 28
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Movie Magic SCORE 27
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
