Two men led a team of 80 people, spent 5 years collecting 1.2 million golden orb spiders, milked them for their silk, and created the rarest textile on Earth: A golden silk cape. SCORE 24
R E S P E C T SCORE 38
This feels like a trick SCORE 18
Obama laughing at a baby dressed as the pope SCORE 21
Hey look there’s a duck on the sign! SCORE 21
Casual racism, as it were. SCORE 12
happy henloween SCORE 19
Font matters SCORE 34
I peench you! SCORE 21
🥩 it up. SCORE 22
2020 costumes…. SCORE 20
Nobody really asked you… SCORE 28
more or less appetizing? SCORE 23
A real head scratcher… SCORE 25
Fun with taters… SCORE 22
The biggest relatable mood. SCORE 23
Damn, cannibals… SCORE 24
You’re gonna need this. SCORE 26
Betty White can hang around a while longer, please. SCORE 30
Just garlic things. SCORE 23
Do the thing. Whomever you prefer. SCORE 26
Graffiti artists for public good. SCORE 18
no longer suitable for the children… SCORE 23
A Phillips fridge from 1956 with a built in radio SCORE 19
Mixed messages. SCORE 22
Impulse Kontrol Kermit. SCORE 29
Thoughts and Prayers From Scotland SCORE 11
I would watch him dance. SCORE 22
Keep it up, friend. SCORE 32
Some fodder to consider, anyway. SCORE 22
He is so, so proud of his potat. SCORE 26
Your parents were wrong, close your doors (deadbolt optional). SCORE 26