Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Accurate. SCORE 146
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The Twortle SCORE 142
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Same thing… SCORE 21
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The power of barking SCORE 18
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
2pactopus SCORE 113
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
