I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i also laughed SCORE 56
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i can never find the words SCORE 45
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
bad ass SCORE 38
clever girl SCORE 40
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
he did it because he could SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
so true SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i wonder why SCORE 40
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
cats always come first SCORE 27
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
oh wow SCORE 48
there were no survivors SCORE 37
irony man SCORE 45
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
must pet the pet SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
