Typical cop… SCORE 135
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
How I die. SCORE 254
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
LOL. SCORE 231
Do go on… SCORE 191
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Meerkats! SCORE 96
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
My hobby. SCORE 188
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
Yes. SCORE 285
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Crap. SCORE 246
Like a boss. SCORE 244
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Dog logic. SCORE 211
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
Imagine. SCORE 366
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
