Slow Robot
late+night+sights
Or+maybe+Ghostface+just+won+the+lottery%3F
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
request+denied
request denied SCORE 30
With+great+power%2C+comes+great+responsi-poo-lity
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Wait+until+she+learns+about+HOA+fees
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Bosses+hear+what+they+wanna+hear
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Those+aren%26%238217%3Bt+pigeons.+Those+are+demon+birds
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Catosaurus+Rex
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Faith+in+humanity+lost
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
I+love+that+spatula+so+much
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
The+end+is+nigh
The end is nigh SCORE 38
Meet+me+outside+the+saloon+at+high+noon
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Flying+first+class
Flying first class SCORE 24
Are+you+there%2C+God%3F
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
What+year+is+ist%3F
What year is ist? SCORE 35
My+dream+day
My dream day SCORE 24
All+hail+King+Kitten
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
One+meow+to+rule+them+all
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
Don%26%238217%3Bt+even+breathe
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
Sounds+painful
Sounds painful SCORE 28
It+also+counts+as+exercise
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
%2AGoogles+%26%238220%3BGordan+Ramsey+lamb+sauce%26%238221%3B%2A
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
Fake+smile+and+nod
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
My+resume+lied
My resume lied SCORE 30
The+truth+is+self+evident
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Shoo%2C+bird%21
Shoo, bird! SCORE 30
ENCORE%21
ENCORE! SCORE 22
When+life+gives+you+lemons%2C+eat+your+laptop
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
That%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+leave+an+internal+mark
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Personal+space+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist+in+the+ocean
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Live+long+and+prosper%26%238230%3B
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
Problem+solved
Problem solved SCORE 42
What+did+you+say+about+my+fluffkins%3F
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
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I+don%26%238217%3Bt+always+die%26%238230%3B
I don’t always die… SCORE 159
So+this+is+how+they+do+it.
So this is how they do it. SCORE 17
how+people+follow+me+when+i+have+gum
how people follow me when i have gum SCORE 130
Most+people+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+this.
Most people don’t know this. SCORE 147
Jennifer+understands.
Jennifer understands. SCORE 216
Poor+Pinocchio.
Poor Pinocchio. SCORE 124
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