Best things in life: SCORE 287
Chinese mafia emoticon. SCORE 225
Engrish. SCORE 232
Reality. SCORE 213
Oh great, I left it at home! SCORE 155
Logic process. SCORE 196
The part-time barista. SCORE 175
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you. SCORE 282
The American dream. SCORE 284
Satin rulez. SCORE 326
Oh grandpa… SCORE 325
NASA space shuttle Columbia. SCORE 83
Illustrated guide to facial hair. SCORE 149
…Already in my pajamas. SCORE 311
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue– SCORE 210
Really cute story. SCORE 213
Words. SCORE 254
HEYYYHEAHEYAH. SCORE 155
Angry cakes. SCORE 192
Reality of fear. SCORE 179
Yep… SCORE 263
EXPLAIN THESE! SCORE 153
*cough* SCORE 177
Time for sleep. SCORE 272
Attention dogs. SCORE 233
Time for Quidditch practice. SCORE 188
Calories. SCORE 190
Cool cake is cool. SCORE 99
What will happen if gay marriage is legal? SCORE 216
Not complaining. SCORE 203
Wash your hands after using the restroom! SCORE 136
I can relate. SCORE 205
