Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 224
Uncanny SCORE 150
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89